![]() ![]() I know I made a joke about this last week, but this is now literally the I Think You Should Leave zip-line sketch. I have a baby, too, Adrian, and I still like to have fun with my friends. (Or, more realistically, he’s sad he wasn’t invited to the boys’ hot-tub party.) Adrian says that because he’s a dad, he needs to be SERIOUS ABOUT THE PROCESS. Firefighter Aaron says, “I can tell who’s here for the right reasons and who’s not.” He was doing this last week too when the guys were messing around doing backflips in the house. But, uh-oh, here comes the fun police! Adrian and Firefighter Aaron see some boys goofing around and decide we can’t have that. With World Record Jumper Chris no longer in contention, there’s a mad dash for the prestigious title of King Jumper of Bachelor Mansion. Several of the guys play around in the pool doing backflips off the hot tub. Meanwhile, back at the house, we get some real Dudes Rock content. I think Aaron looks good on paper and will probably get to the top four, but I don’t see him as the winner. All the boys are going to therapy!!! Charity says that she’s into him - “He made me feel like the only girl in the room … well, technically I am” was a funny line - but, I don’t know, I didn’t see the same kind of physical chemistry that she had with, God help me, Brayden. He tells Charity that he used to be a bad boyfriend and that he struggled with “active listening” before putting in the time to work on himself. Over the dinner that no one eats, Aaron does his required trauma-dumping for love points. Later he says, “I don’t need my lucky coin anymore because you made me feel like the luckiest guy today.” Booooooooo! You had that line planned before you got on the plane to California! Like, yes, obviously, but thank you for telling us because I was going insane. I checked back in when Aaron finally revealed that his coin is double-sided. last year, so I was just doing the “ Leo pointing at the TV” meme and missed their entire conversation. Their date is a picnic under the Hollywood sign I just visited L.A. I am not a Car Girlie (notice I have not mentioned its make or model), but it does look pretty cool. He walks outside to see Charity and a red convertible. Up first is the one-on-one, which goes to Aaron B., a.k.a. If the blandest man in America drops an F-bomb to make fun of you, it’s time to reassess.Īfter he’s done clowning on Brayden’s style, Jesse tells the guys that this week will have two group dates and a one-on-one. And speaking of fashion choices subbing in for a personality, Brayden is wearing a scarf, dangly geode earrings, and a weird little ponytail that his hair is too short for. If you make a cowboy hat your thing, it seems like you were too lazy to develop an actual personality. A cowboy hat on night one is fun and memorable. This is the thing about normies: They don’t know when to drop a bit. is still doing his lucky-coin thing and Wrestler Caleb is still wearing a cowboy hat. It’s the morning after the first rose ceremony, and Aaron B. I was very much hoping that she would resist these petty little squabbles. It’s a shame because Charity is very good at talking about feelings - I mean, she’s a family therapist, so she’s literally a professional in human relationships. Instead of shutting it down immediately like she did with her brother, Charity lets the accusations rattle her. ![]() But here we are in episode two, and the phrase right reasons was said so many times that I am genuinely worried that hospitals have been overrun with people who got alcohol poisoning from playing the drinking game where you take a drink every time a Bachelor buzzword is used. I’m gonna take another,” have I been so quickly proven wrong. ![]() Well folks, remember last week when I said I was hopeful that Charity was avoiding some of the pitfalls that tripped up previous Bachelor(ette)s? Not since I last said, “I’m not feeling this weed gummy. ![]()
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